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Please note: We do not play dance music. That is another Dachshund.

It recently came to our attention that there’s another musical act named “Dachshund.” This “other” Dachshund, whom I will refer to from now on as “Evil Dachshund,” plays “dance” music, in “dance” clubs, and is purportedly “European.” We are not that guy. Continue reading

It recently came to our attention that there’s another musical act named “Dachshund.”  This “other” Dachshund, whom I will refer to from now on as “Evil Dachshund,” plays “dance” music, in “dance” clubs, and is purportedly “European.”

“Evil Dachshund” has a MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/dachshund1) — and he also has music on Grooveshark, and he’s also listed on AllMusic.com.  Which means, if you go to those places and search for “Dachshund,” you might come up with info about this Dachshund imposter — or worse yet, music made by him!  

Strangely enough, it appears that “Evil Dachshund” came to be around the same time that we came to be.  We can only attribute this to an alignment of the stars in the Caninus Weinus galaxy, and the fact that it was a good band name just waiting to be taken.

So, just to avoid confusion:  We, as in us, as in the Dachshund band I will henceforth refer to as “Awesome Dachshund” * — We’re from Tulsa, Oklahoma in the United States.  And we play weird jazzy rock music, not European electronic DJ dance-party music.

 

* Nix that.  “Awesome Dachshund” doesn’t sound awesome enough.  How about “Han Solo Dachshund?”  “Baron Von Dachshund?”  I dunno, I give up.